What would you do?

What would you do if your son was at home
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor
Cause he's hungry
And the only way to feed him is to
Sleep with a man clench up and save his semen and go home
And let it in the pan now
Fry it good for your son
Makin' omelette now
So for you this is just a good time
But for me this is cooking night

Mmm.